Sunday, February 24, 2008

More Oscar Talk

J Stewart is always funny. He shakes up the stiff ass crowd. They act like the have rocks in their asses. He just did a dig on Hillary. Look at Jack Nicholson, too damn cool. Uh huh, I would have usually wanted to fight over a dig to the people, but Norbit and the Oscars, well that deserves to be talked shit on. Dig at McCain. See, it's all fair. Jennifer Garner coming out, she looks nice. Obviously over her little shake up with drunk ass Gary Busey on the Red Carpet. Punk ass Seacrest couldn't save her. Big Ben should have been there. I don't know people, I might not make it all night with this depressing as music. Alexandra Byrne, she need on a neck dress. Not a good look.

Oscar Talk

I'm going to tryi and keep this funky. We're going live with the Oscars. They never let a sista give her "real" thoughts on this shit, so here we go. Not to many of us there, so we gonna critique the other folks tonight.

Jennifer Hudson looks fab! The umpire waist under her boobs could have had more room, but he pulled it off. That old chic that played the queen last year always look great! She show and prove for the old heads in theg hous.

OHHHHH, Daniel Day Lewis's wife! A f-in nightmare!! What is on my tv screen? Red bow tie shoulder straps, big ass black ornaments, YUCK!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Action!

Here we go. Let me say now that editing is not on the agenda. If typos and spelling isn't caught, too bad! Hopefully what I have said will give understanding to what it meant.

Now, I LOVE TABLOID GOSSIP!!! I was sucked into the magazine word then eventually the entertainment shows by deceit. It started off as a fashion chase. I'd get the magazines to see the best and worst dress. See the attire worn to award shows. This was before there were pre shows and all the hoopla over the red carpet. Then, eventually, I'd read a story. Next thing you know, it was on the news. Then the secret came out. The gardners, maids, dry cleaners, food servers, they were all telling the business! So, there must be a thread of truth to it, right? Next thing you know, I had it down to a science. Picking magazines from the "bang for my buck" theory. Don't buy it for one story, nawww! You have to buy it when Oprah, Jolie annnnd Whitney is headlining.

Then it turned into "girlfriend" conversations. We where all thinking the same thing! The TV folks gotta be too politically correct, so where could I find people that thought like me? The BLOG WORLD! In the blog world, you can say "You know damn well if Britney was an ordinary chic her kids would be with children services" without worrying about your job. So here it is. The thoughts of everyday people, my girlfriends (even my husband on a GOOD story) and me. Did I mention I am a social worker, so some of this stuff will have a Dr. Phil, feel to it. I, however, treat people on a daily basis in the real world. Here's to my gulity pleasure, POP CULTURE!

J~